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captain-mochlum:

WARNING! VERY IMPORTANT! PLEASE READ!

The FBI virus has now upgraded into real life. If you find it at your doorstop, UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU TOUCH THE LINK or else the virus will be installed into yourself.

If you click it by accident, go to your doctor and install Malaware into yourself and do a scan. The virus will be INSTALLED INTO YOU and there will be no exit button and it will say you have to pay a fine to get rid of it. DO NOT PAY IT since it will not make it go away. 

To get rid of it, contact your doctor IMMEDIATELY and get it uninstalled from yourself. 

SIGNAL BOOST THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW!

waltz-of-the-macabre

phoenix-aflame:

fiendfyred:

thecreationmonster:

trilluminat1:

meenahtho:

until this year of high school i always laughed at these because i thought they were inaccurate, they are not. they are not at all inaccurate.

THE MIDDLE ONE. Omg.

American public school in one post

this is literally the most accurate thing ever. i have said all of these things

I have literally heard someone seriously say the last one in an english class, about a test.

waltz-of-the-macabre

phoenix-aflame:

fiendfyred:

thecreationmonster:

trilluminat1:

meenahtho:

until this year of high school i always laughed at these because i thought they were inaccurate, they are not. they are not at all inaccurate.

THE MIDDLE ONE. Omg.

American public school in one post

this is literally the most accurate thing ever. i have said all of these things

I have literally heard someone seriously say the last one in an english class, about a test.

vanconcastiel

dasiphora:

thetrinitychild:

sassytaco:

spank-that-cass:

aubsticle:

this is my favorite internet phenomenon that i have experienced since i joined tumblr three years ago.

why are  we not talking about the fact that some of these screencaps are still moving

Should I feel bad about reblogging this from my catholic school’s computer?

HOW ARE THE SCREENCAPS MOVING OMG

its called a gif you blockheads 

federyk-is-a-rising-demon
  • OTP: does something cute in a book or fanfic
  • Me: *happy pterodactyl noises*
  • Me: *runs up and down hallway silently squealing at how freaking cute my OTP is*
  • Me: *falls backward and flails arms and legs up and down*
  • Me: *grins so hard my face hurts*
  • Me: *tries to pull self back together*
  • Me: *fails miserably*
  • Me: *starts going through their tumblr tag*
  • Me: *looks up on pinterest and the general internet*
  • Me: *finally calms down while holding nook to chest and smiling softly while replaying cute thing over and over again*
  • Me: *cries from cuteness*
  • Me: This is why I love reading